beginning with alumn …
– Those alumni who judge the success of an event solely on the
amount of free beer provided.
alumnanchu – Alumni from the Fourth Ming Dynasty.
alumnaplomb – Pomp surrounding special alumni events.
alumnarcs – Our security guards at reunions.
alumnaroo – (foreign) Female jumping alumna.
alumnash – Residue left from Homecoming bonfires.
alumnastics – What our alumni did when they found out we might get
them tickets to the Chicago Bulls this year.
alumnasties – Alumni who always call or write or corner you with
alumnate – 1: When alumni eat all the food at an event. 2: When
alumni speak nostalgically about their time on campus.
alumnatic(s) – 1: Storage facility for alumni junk 2. Alumni whose
life revolves around the alma mater.
alumnats – Alumni who bug you.
alumnausea – 1: Condition afflicting some Homecoming revelers 2:
Condition afflicting alumni directors after board meetings.
alumnay – Alumni who don’t ever say yes.
alumnecktie – A college tie (of course).
alumneedle – What alumni give staff when things aren’t quite right.
alumneglect – Lost alumni.
alumnegs – Variation of alumnasties, alumni who can’t say anything
alumneophytes – Brand new, energetic alumni (a rare breed).
alumneigh – Those who are a horses you know what, and make us
alumnerds – 1: Alumni who graduated from your institution that you
wish had graduated from mine. 2: Alumni who graduated from the
University of Chicago (they take pride in being nerds!).
alumnesia – A disease which strikes alumni around annual fund time.
alumnets – Alumni on the internet.
alumneuralgia – The condition alumni directors contract after more
than five years in the business.
alumneurosis – That feeling we all get one week before homecoming.
alumnevers – Variation of "alumnots". May also be used to refer to
graduates who are the vicious types that harass the institution
after leaving, and vow never to give a penny or a minute to the
alumnewts – Politically conservative alumni.
alumniary – Your brightest, most distinguished alumnus/a/i/ae.
alumniation – The act of honoring individual alumni.
alumnibbles – What we serve at receptions.
alumniece – A brother’s graduated daughter.
alumnight(s) – 1: The second half of an alumni director’s work day.
2: Those evenings spent at alumni gatherings and not at home with
alumnike – Alumni who say "Just do it!"
alumniks – Alumni of the Beat Generation.
alumniomnia – When you can’t sleep before a big alumni event.
alumnipotent – All powerful alumni — SO THEY THINK!!
alumnips – Alumni who imbibe at various social functions.
alumnin – Alumni who write erotica.
alumnine – 1: Alumni who insist on adding another seat at a table
for eight. 2: Alumni of German heritage who always say "no" to
alumninium – Another name for an institution’s Alumni House, esp. if
reservations are handled by "time share."
alumniphobia – The irrational fear of alumni from which we all
alumniscient – Alumni who know everything.
alumniweds – A (recently, or not-so recently) married alumni couple.
alumnixon – Alumni who profess they are not crooks.
alumnize – 1: To network with alumni. 2: What the administration
does to students when at graduation..
alumnoala – (foreign) Small grey alumni that reside in eucalypt
alumnob – A trustee.
alumnobile – Typical car driven by our alumni.
alumnocks – Derogatory remarks alumni make about their alma mater.
alumnocratics – Those alumni who are unable to make decisions unless
there is a committee formed.
alumnogs – Early alumni now extinct.
alumnoids – Alumni who graduated from Tech schools.
alumnoise – 1: Everyone on the association board talking at once. 2:
The sound at class reunions.
alumnolls – Those who call to tell you of the death of a classmate.
alumnology – The study of alumni.
alumnoogies – What overzealous, over-expressive alumni do to
unsuspecting staff members.
alumnoomerangs – Returning alumni.
alumnoops – Mistake made by alumni professional or alumni in
alumnorabilia – Leftover giveaways from various events found
littering alumni offices.
alumorandum – Typed communication between alumni directors and board
alumnosaurus – 1: Volume of alumni synonyms (not to be confused with
alumnosaurus rex) 2: (Alumnosaurus Rex) – Ancient alumni on the
verge of extinction.
alumnotes – An alumni choral group that sings at every reunion.
alumnots – Alumni who didn’t graduate. alum(k)nots -1: (nice
version) What is tied when an alum marries another alum. 2: (other
version) What you practice when alums bring their small children to
alumnovena – Prayer offered by catholic alumni directors and the
donor who wishes to remain alumonomous?
alumNOW – Feminist alumni.
alumnoz (alumnozzie) – (Foreign-Australia) Distant alumni antipodean
cousin from down-under.
alumnspy – A person who attends alumni events but is really from
another institution and is just there to steal your ideas.
alumnude – A bronze of one of your important alumni.
alumnudge -What the development officer does to get alumni to pay
alumnuisance – Need I say more?
alumnuke -What you’d like to do to alumnasties.
alumnuks – Baby alumni of less than a year.
alumnumbs – 1: Apathetic alumni. 2: Alumni who have just been asked
for an extremely large gift.
alumnunition – Inspiring tidbits used by development officers to win
alumnuts – Alumni that drive you crazy.